How come when i'm horny....

[wiesman02]

And there's a naked chick in my bed, I always want to eat her *****.


Then I go down to smell it, and it makes me want to puke. Happens everytime.

Why couldn't god just have made that stupid thing non-smelly. Then I'd be able to go down on sluts.


Stupid sluts.

Oh well, time for more Jack Daniels for me.

 

[mike0187]

I know the feeling.

Aristocrap and cranberry juice here tonight.

 

[quantumleap]

Women have scents in their pu$$y juice that act as an aphrodesiac to men. I wonder if it works for lesbians too. But I digress. If a girl's cooter isn't in the best shape odor-wise she will smell bad but she will still have the aphro scent as well. Hence the dilemma.

I try to bring home women that look like they take care of themselves in that way. But one never knows until he gets face-first in her business.

 

[Dubpoet]

The best reason for a hot tub. Let her soak first!

 

[CaptainMorgan]

Eat the ***** you homo, man up

 

[mr21]

maybe her ass will smell better?

 

[wiesman02]

maybe her ass will smell better?

If her ass smells like mine right after i have a few protein shakes, I'd say no !

 

[Gaz]

get her in the jacuzzi....aids in the smell big time

 

[SlashednThrashed]

Insert a altoid in her taco...Freshen it right up...

 

[mr21]

get her in the jacuzzi....aids in the smell big time

jacuzzis kill aids??

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

Dont wash ur dick for 2weeks and rub ur nuts in her face while she's taking it in. Then when u go low it'll be an even exchange.

 

[ivyconniver]

Then I go down to smell it, and it makes me want to puke. Happens everytime.

You can't be more than 20 years old, and probably hooked up with 1 skank with a dirty cooter. Grow a sack and eat that puss.

 

[kimchee7270]

And there's a naked chick in my bed, I always want to eat her *****.


Then I go down to smell it, and it makes me want to puke. Happens everytime.

Why couldn't god just have made that stupid thing non-smelly. Then I'd be able to go down on sluts.


Stupid sluts.

Oh well, time for more Jack Daniels for me.

it's because they phiss outta that thing ......how do u think they feel when they go down on you ? ...talk to Dsethi ....he'll tell ya more about that !:nohead:

 

[CaptainBone]

If I ever go down on a girl and it smells, I'm not touching it. I think you hooked up with a bit of a skank. Get with a clean bitch and eat that ***** like filet mignon. : )

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

You can't be more than 20 years old, and probably hooked up with 1 skank with a dirty cooter. Grow a sack and eat that puss.

Wow bud.... you're obviosly a desperato man whore.... be selective... if it smells like shit, dont eat it..... simple law of life!

 

[RDENBOER]

I think it has to do with when you eat. I believe in the evenings, after her ***** has had all day to sweat, piss and just grow nasty... that shit smells something aweful. If you catch her right after a good bath or just out of the jacuzzi, I believe it's had time to soak and clean itself of that nasty odor.

You could always keep some flavorful lotion handy. Cinnamon or Strawberry dab on her lips & clit might help mask the smell, and make that shit taste a bit better!

 

[whyguy223]

some girls have good smells and some bad, need to find the good also over wiehgt women have worse smell and women that jog alot i have found also. If you eat the a's first it helps also . good luck and good eaten

 

[kimchee7270]

Wow bud.... you're obviosly a desperato man whore.... be selective... if it smells like shit, dont eat it..... simple law of life!

fvck that !!...i don't care how bad it smells...the smellier the better !!!:missingte

 

[Buster]

i always use this as a test.....finger the hell out of her and then gently and not noticeably run your finger near her nose.if she winces there will be no need in explaining why i won't be doing that tonight....saves her a little embarrassment....hey i'm a caring guy

 

[G.MONEY]

i always use this as a test.....finger the hell out of her and then gently and not noticeably run your finger near her nose.if she winces there will be no need in explaining why i won't be doing that tonight....saves her a little embarrassment....hey i'm a caring guy

:missingte